Obama Wins Gold Medal in 2012 Olympics!

"Some people have a problem with a black man being president. Other people have a problem with a black man winning the olympics in gymnastics. Other people have a problem with a person winning the 2012 olympics 3 years before they've occurred. Then there's a fourth category of people who have a problem with all three of those things. People in that fourth category are especially ignorant and racist. In this video, I expose such people once and for all."

Give Obama an Oscar for renting DVD's. Give him a Tony for visiting Broadway. Give him a Pulitzer for writing his full name.