Jon Christian Ryter: DYING LIKE KINGS OR PAUPERS

"Makes you feel somewhat relieved to know that in the event our political leaders get sick that they won't be wheeled into a terminal care unit like the rest of us under Obamacare and euthanized. Right? Instead, the doctors on staff—the best one...you know the one with the real MDs after his name, not the world 'intern'—will actually take the time and whatever taxpayer dollars are needed) to perform whatever lifesaving surgery is needed to save the Teddy Kennedys and Hillary Clinton's of the world while the rest of us are 'put to sleep' like Old Shep when blindness overcomes him and he runs into walls and craps in the corner because he can't find the doggy door anymore."