What they will say when Obama fails....

(One excuse is as good as another.)

Today is Wednesday, April 8, 2009. These are predictions of what Obama supporters, if there are any remaining, will say after Obama fails:

“The Republicans messed things up so much it needed a superhuman effort to make things right. It probably needed more than 8 years by Obama to fix it”

“The Republicans and the traitorous moderate Democrats (probably closet Republicans themselves) did their very best to obstruct Obama’s policies.”

“The Democrats in the House of Representatives and the Senate did not rally around him like they should have.”

“The Congress cared more about their own power than about supporting Obama.”

“Obama had traitors working with him.”

“People demanded too much out of him.”

“God is punishing the nation for not backing Obama.”

“The ‘Birthers” wanted to bring him down. They should have left the birth certificate issue alone. Where Obama was born was nobody’s business. They act like its a Constitutional issue or something.”

“Wall Street wanted to bring him down.”

“Rogue elements of the Antiwar movement worked against him when they should have kept their mouths shut about Obama continuing Bush’s policies. And they should have kept it a secret that Obama was expanding the war in Afghanistan. They were only supposed to protest Bush only!”

“Those right-wing blogs and right-wingnut idiot writers on the internet confused clear-thinking people and got them brainwashed.”

“You all didn’t give him a chance.”

“Racist white Americans (every white person who did not vote for Obama) did not want to unify this country.”

“The Media, like Chris Matthews, only pretended to love him. Then they showed their true colors.”

“Sellout black conservatives and sellout anti-Obama black liberals conspired together.”

“Anti-Obama YouTube viral videos passed around destroyed the Presidency.”

“The Daily Kos, The Huffington Post, etc. did not do their jobs correctly to set the record straight.”

“Those evil right-wing talk show hosts brought him down. We told you they should have been silenced!”

“Those ‘Tea Party’ people should have been put in prison for treason and sedition.”

“You all didn’t give him a chance.”

“MoveOn.org, ACORN, and Organizing for America did a lousy job in supporting our President. No excuses!”

“The fascist Pro-Life Movement did everything they could to undermine our President.”

“They all worked to make sure that the first black president failed.”

“Those PUMA Hillary Clinton Democrats brought him down.”

“He had bad advisors.”

“They set him up.” (Who are “they”?)

“You all didn’t give him a chance.”

“You all resisted the will of God by resisting Obama.”

“Bush set him up to fail.”

“He was a public servant, not a perfect servant.”

“He is only human. He had good intentions.”

“You cannot expect one man to have all the answers.”

“The weight of the world was on his shoulders. It was just too much for him. He is a good man. He really tried.”

“He was misunderstood.”

“He is an imposter! That was not the real Obama. It was a Republican Obama clone who was paid off to fail. The real Obama was kidnapped! He never had a chance!”