Rod Blagojevich–Maybe not so stupid

"I have been screaming at the top of my lungs that race is about one thing only, that being pigmentation. Pigmentation is not caused by climate change or white colonizing or even Israeli settlements. It is caused by melanin content.

"If one accepts this explanation, then a pair of black people having intercourse will produce black children. A pair of caucasians engaging in sex will produce white children. Magically, if a person of one race sleeps with somebody of a different race, the child will be mixed race. In fact, they will be biracial. This is revolutionary to those who do not know that the prefix 'bi' means two.

"According to my math, Barack Obama being biracial and Rod Blagojevich being completely caucasian makes Barack Obama blacker than Rod Blagojevich. According to this model, Obama is blacker.

"(By the way, unless your response to this is “who the heck cares?” then you spend too much time obsessing about race. Being blacker is not a positive or negative development. It just is.)

"If Obama is blacker, then Blagojevich made stupid comments.

"Yet maybe the comments were not stupid. Maybe Blagojevich is blacker.

"Using liberal methods of analysis, this may be the case.

"Black grievance-mongers and the guilty white liberals they prey on see blackness as a feeling, attitude, and lifestyle. Bill Clinton was the first black President. Clarence Thomas is not black.

"This is insulting.

"Bill Clinton did have positive achievements growing up. He did well in school and received a college scholarship. Yet that is not what made him 'black.' He never knew his birth father, and grew up with an alcoholic abusive stepfather. That is his 'blackness.'

"What a terrible message it sends to people when one can be considered 'black' because they come from a dysfunctional family.

"Yes, he was committed to civil rights, but his awful childhood was what he trumpeted.

"Clarence Thomas and other blacks who rise out of poverty are told that they are 'acting white.'

"Bill Cosby has been calling out the black community for celebrating low achievers, criminals and thugs.

"Charles Payne is a brilliant Wall Street commentator who got beat up by other black kids because he wanted to be a successful businessman. This is insane.

"The National Basketball Association found that more kids admired Alan Iverson than Kobe Bryant. Iverson had troubles with the law, while Kobe was a law abiding citizen. Then Kobe got accused of rape, and magically his “street cred” went up.

"So if Blagojevich grew up poor while Obama partied in Hawaii, then according to the liberal model, Obama is whiter because he had a more comfortable life as a young adulthood.

"(Obama did have a rough childhood, but Blagojevich claimed that his was even worse. This leads to the equally idiotic notion that winning a poverty contest is of any more value than winning a pigmentation contest. At least kids who brag that they are wealthier make sense. Pride in poverty is illogical. Next we will have kids bragging on the playground that they have the smallest genitals. A boy will jump up in down in celebration at having a smaller one than a girl, which will lead to many questions about both kids.)

"Liberals keep trying to have it both ways (not talking about genders and genitals).

"First they claim that black is white and white is black, provided that liberals get to decide.

"Then when a Democrat utters the same idiocy that the left has repeatedly claimed, he is pilloried.

"Yes, Blagojevich made stupid remarks. Blagojevich is as Blagojevich does.

"Yet liberals calling his remarks stupid is hypocritical.

"Until the left acknowledges that black conservatives are blacker than white liberals, and that race has nothing to do with any political position on affirmative action, the Blagojevich standard will stick.

"Blagojevich was stupid for saying what he did.

"The Democratic Party is stupid for perpetuating the very stupidity that they disavow when convenient.

"It’s the stupidity, stupid."